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Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books

Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

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Have you ever met someone 

And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.

And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.

The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.

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bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

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basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you

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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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discovers:

q’d

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